The Hobbit Aunt

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
theshitpostcalligrapher
theshitpostcalligrapher

hello from the commission stacks:

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yall sure do be spending money on some of the things in the world

i'm not complaining, but dang does it make explaining my career to my late sixties chinese migrant parents

difficult

theshitpostcalligrapher

AYO GUESS WHAT'S LIIIIIIIIVE

Buy ya of in prints here! And I PROMMY this is the last print design I'll be doing for a few months I gotta slow down cuz I'm going insane lol

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xxinksxx

I thought I was having a stroke reading this wrong

No it’s just written like that

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amaraqwolf

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Good news: if you’re currently laying around and not producing anything, you are a credit to your species.

willow-wanderings

It’s recently been found that even hive insects rest. Bees will play with colorful toys. Ants sleep for about 1 minute but they do it so frequently it amounts to a few hours per day. Even trees take breaks.

The only things that work without rest are machines; literally everything that lives requires rest.

EVERYTHING THAT LIVES REQUIRES REST. STOP JUDGING YOURSELF FOR NOT BEING A ROBOT.

scrubfeast

And even machines need to rest all the time. Even unfeeling blobs of steel need maintenance, upkeep, and care. They need to be turned of every now and then to cool down.

unbidden-yidden

Rest is sacred

Okay I hear you the universe I'm not a robot I am human