had to share this note i woke up and wrote in the dead of night
when i was post op after top surgery i had a good friend there with me to help recover. but the nurse didnt get the memo and when i woke up she was like “ok i’m gonna go get your girlfriend and bring her in to see you!” and i remember being so zonked on anesthesia and so disoriented i just laid there thinking wow…… all that an they’re bringing me a girlfriend too this place is amazing
"biblical angels" you do realise there are angels in the old testament that are literally just regular looking guys, right? you do know that the hallucinogenic incoherent descriptions are in like. two books. and the rest of the time angels are just guys. you know that, right?
and I'm not saying don't have fun with weird angels. I'm saying, either the eldritch forms are for special occasions, or the society of the angels is Many-Eyed-Many-Winged-Interlocking-Circles, Four-Faces-Six-Wings, and Mike.
Literally Raphael is just a normal person!
this is what the heavenly breakroom is like
Oh no now I love the water cooler angel
Gordon Ramsay saved me from getting possessed by a ghost.
Gordan Ramsay: YOU CALL THAT A POSSESSION? *puts a bible over each ear* WHAT ARE YOU?
Ghost: An idiot sandwich
Gordan Ramsay: THAT’S RIGHT. NOW GET THE FUCK OUT!
Ghost: *leaves out of shame.*
When a knight in armor appears:
Yesss!
When the knight in armor takes off their helmet:
Aww..
When the knight in armor takes off their helmet and they are actually a monster:
YEESSSSSSSS!!!!
This tag instantly killed me
